Yesterday morning after having a short buzzie buzz at work, i suddenly remembered that i had thrown my sweaty gym stuff into the washing machine on the top floor in the office to wash the evening before. Feeling bad that i might have deprived someone else from throwing in their gym stuff to wash, i rushed upstairs and open the lid. Relieve to find that no one had wanted to use the machine. Cos they would have thrown my clothes into the dryer so that they would use the washing machine. It's just a courtesy that you would do that if you wanted to use the machine or dryer.
*hand reached in to pull clothes out*
Warm to touch. Funny.
I mean if i had left the clothes in their over night the clothes would be cool to touch not warm.
*opens dryer hatch while pulling out clothes*
Empty. Great!
Green towel *check*.
Black socks *check*.
Winnie and Tigger face towel *check*.
White towel *ch..e....*.
Wait a min! White towel?! I don't have a white towel....
*peers into the washine machine*
Oversized white tee
*pulls out with my thumb and forefinger*
Wtf.... *puts tee onto the top of the dryer and peers into the washing machine again*
*looks* *screams*
Male shorts!!!!! Argh!!!!!
*pulls out with thumb and fingers again, open the dryer and throws it in*
Eeeee yuck!
*starts to throw the white towel and tee into the dryer and slams it shut and starts the dryer*
*runs to the shower and opens the cabinet where detergent is stored and runs back to the washing machine and pours a good dosage of it with the clothes and turns the machine on to wash*
Phew.......
*glares at the dryer as if the dryer was at fault for mixing my clothes with the... that man's!*
How dare he!
As one of my co-workers put it, it was like my clothes had sex with the guys clothes.
*thinks of all the old farts who go to the gym*
Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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